Days One - Four

I'm bored. I've desided to do half of these stupid drivers ed questions today and the other half tomorrow. I wish someone I knew was here. I'm bored. Never mind. I just desided to bring Duo and Heero here with me. I think Duo's telling me to write a short fic about the boys in drivers ed. God, I wish they were. It's sooo boreing here! I've got almost an hour and a half left to do nothing but answer these stupid test questions! Hm... actualy, I can just picture some of the answers we'd get from the G-boys if they were taking this test. Like for instance...

Your vehicle comes upon a four way intersection at the same time as three other vehicles, all on different roads. If there are no stop signs, who has the right of way?

Heero: Me, as soon as I self destruct and hobble over the reckage on a broken leg.
Trowa: Me, as soon as I rain bullets on the others.
Qautre: They can deside peacfuly umung thereselves. I'm in no hurry. I'll just spred my grey pupon and waite till the road is free.
Duo: Me, cause I'm gona be driving a monster truck! Vrooom!
Wufei: I must first consult Nataku...

You come to your turn and realize you are in the wrong lane. You-

Heero: Such a mistake from me is inprovable.
Trowa: Get the hell over. There is no room for mistakes.
Quatre: I'll politly ask if I may move my vehicle to the correct lane.
Duo: It doesn't mater! I'm drivin' a monster truck! Mwahahaha!
Wufei: Nataku says- outlook not good.

When taking a long trip you should stop-

Heero: Only to Self Detonate.
Trowa: Only to refule
Quatre: Rest room breaks, at every turist attraction, refule, eat, stretch out...
Duo: You can't stop a monster truck! Hahahahaha!!
Wufei: Nataku says- It is certain.

When driving through fog you should-

Heero: Shoot at anything that moves.
Trowa: Remain calm and carefully navigate.
Quatre: put on my low light headlights.
Duo: MONSTER TRUCK!
Wufei: Nataku says- Reply hazy. Ask again later.

A Vehicle on an un-paved road should do what to the vehicle on a paved road?
Heero- Blow it up.
Trowa- Avoid it at all costs.
Quatre- Yield
Duo- Run over it! Mwahahaha! Monster Truck Ralley!
Wufei- Nataku says... crap! Stupid bubbles! ::shakes the magic Nataku ball again:: I can't see! NATAKU SPEAK TO ME!!

Your drivers licence can will be automaicaly suspended if you are convicted of-
Heero- Nothing. You'll never get nay dirt on me.
Trowa- Wearing pink dress shirts with purple vests and kakis.
Quatre- You can't do that! There's no such thing as a fasion police!
Duo- ::laughing:: Quatre's doomed!
Wufei- NATAKU!!!!!

When a vehicle ahead of you stops to let a pedestrian pass in front of it you should-
Heero- Waite for the vehicle to return to it's normal volosity.
Trowa- Quatre, it's pink.
Quatre- It's _BLUSH_! There is a differnce! Barbie wore pink, Ken wore blush!
Duo- Yeah, but.. Ken was a fruit.
Wufei- Nataku says, "Quatre's hair is yellow like bananna. Bananna is a fruit. Quatre is a fruit."

After overtaking a vehicle on a two lane road, you can best judge when it's safe to drive
Heero- Blowing up the offending vehicle.
Trowa- Banana?
Quatre- I have Banana hair?!
Duo- ::raising hand:: Is this going to be on the test?!
Wufei- Nataku says, "Outlook not good."

On multiple lane highways, slow drivers should-
Heero- be taken down with extreme prejudice.
Trowa- Oh Quatre...
Quatre- ::crying:: Banana hair!!!
Duo- Slow drivers? I SHALL CRUSH THEM! Monster Tru-
Wufei- I say, shut up.

A person drinking alcohol will have-
Heero- A better time than me in this stupid class.
Trowa- I think he means, drinking alcohol while driving.
Quatre- Who would be as stupid as to do that?!
Duo- Yeah! In my monster truck, I could spill it!
Wufei- ..... baka ....

When following a vehicle, you should-
Heero- turn your lights off and stay far behind so as not to call attention to yourself.
Trowa- Um.. there's a girl in the corner trying to strangle herself with her braid.
Quatre- Oh, her. She finished all her work the second day of class and now she just has to sit there for two hours doing nothing.
Duo- Poor Niko
Wufei- Baka ona, woman should not be allowed to drive in the first place!
Niko- Shut up, Wu-man I am not in the mood! Shut up or I will personally shut you down!

If you are involved in an injury accident in a city, you must report to-
Heero- Hm...
Trowa- Mending your own broken leg does not make you superior to a hospital facility.
Quatre- Wouldn't one call the local police?
Duo- Um, Q-man... we're terrorists, Aka, the bad guys as far as local authorities are concerned. In other words, Bad idea. I mean, REALLY bad idea.
Wufei- Such threats are meaningless from the weak!
Niko- Oh yeah?! ::takes his magic Nataku ball:: Ha!

If you must walk on the highway, walk facing-
Heero- Away from the sun..... it's a bitch.
Trowa- ...
Quatre- ::starring at Heero::
Duo- ::laughing:: Such naughty language, Heero!
Wufei- NATAKU!!!!

Child passenger safety seats are required for-
Heero- ... ::smile:: ... Quatre.
Trowa- ::looks at Heero::
Quatre- Heero! That's mean!
Duo- Monster trucks don't need baby seats!
Wufei- Ona, this is unjust! Bring me back my wife!
Niko- This is a magic eight ball with Nataku painted over the eight! Wierdo!!